Monday, April 13

F-cup cookies

Bet you all never expected that a cookie that can make your boobs bigger. Even though i said you all, i meant girls :P

So, there's a cookie called f-cup cookies, and its so called effect is to make your boob grow bigger, slim waist,help skin and hair, relieve menstrual cramps, and even reduce breast cancer.

basically, this cookies contain Pueraria mirifica, a rejuvenating adaptogenic herb that contain phytoestogens which is supposedly to prevent cancer, In some countries, phytoestrogenic plants have been used for centuries in the treatment of menstrual and menopausal problems as well as for fertility problems.

This was included with the product, Caution: Do not consume during pregnancy, breastfeeding, menstruation, or if you have been diagnosed with medical conditions of the ovaries, uterus, or breast. May cause loose bowels if taken in excess.

they also come with few flavour or tea, i read from some people who actually tested it said that on the process of eating it, their a-cup grow to c-cup, but after they stopped eating it they shrink back to b-cup, but it still count as improvement=) i heard that if you consume it for a longer period, this won;t happen, not so sure though.

So, any1 of you wish to try it?lol, leave your result here if you really tried it XD

My new blog

Created a new blog about iphone, planning on doing application review and its news. For those iphone user please go there^^

Here's something from jack Handy:
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me.

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!

If you're an archaeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.

I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."


Friday, April 10

The difference between dating,engaged and married

3 sister went out shopping together and they found a shop selling a set of sexy black stocking and heel, complete with a black mask. the 3 of them decided to buy it and a leather bodice to give their partners a surprise.

The next week, the 3 of them meet up for a drink,Sipping her drink, the dating girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?

Thursday, April 9

LV bag with Nuzcom

Hey guys, or should i say girls...

i saw this on a webbie called Nuzcom, u can win a LV bag there, It is brand new with its original gift receipt number.

the thing is.. you need to earn 100000point on the web though =(, nothing comes free right?

u girls can earn it by posting news, article and like.. bemore active in the site

here's the web :

tell me if you girls won ya!!

Wednesday, April 8

Happy Easter Day!!^^

I know its early, but just want to say Happy easter!!^^
here's a easter joke

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is dead.The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

He explain to she what happens. and the blonde says don't worry.
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny , bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again,
He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says.."Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!

In case some of you don't get it, restore life to dead hair,the blonde thought it as hare, so she used it on the hare.

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