Truth of life

I received this, and i really tried it..>.<

5 major truths of life:

1. It is physically impossible to lick all your teeth with your tongue
2. That was a lie,anyone who tried that is an idiot
3. You are smiling because your are an idiot.
4. You will be forwarding this to your friend or even posting it on your blog because you are an idiot
5. There's still a stupid little smile on your face.

Did any1 try?lolx